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What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Tuba player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
Friend: "I hope so."

How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
What's a tuba for?
1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."

Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.

These two tuba players walk past a bar...

Well, it could happen!