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"Chang" is a Central Asian instrument (from countries such as
Uzbekistan). It's something like a hammered dulcimer with a damper
pedal. - How long does it take to tune a chang?
- Nobody knows.
- Why is it so difficult to tune a chang?
- So that violist can feel superior about something.
- Q: How many chang players does it take to change a light bulb?
- All
of them. One to twist the bulb for several hours, and the other one to
decide that it's as good as it's going to get, and that they might as
well flip the switch.
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